Total Medals Earned: 351 (From 75 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,450 Points
Medals Earned: 3/15 (40/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Escape the room in less than a minute
Escape the Room 5 times
Medals Earned: 21/45 (350/1,440 points)
Add an Orchard to the Farm.
Get the Backpack.
Build the Storehouse.
Defeat a Boar.
Build the Smelter.
Build the Farm.
Build the Hut.
Build the Market.
Build the Kitchen.
Build the Workshop.
Defeat a Wyrm.
Build the Dock.
Build the Laboratory.
Now what do I do with it?
Buy a Super Pack.
Build the Wyrm Pen.
Add a Pen to the Farm.
Cook a Pizza.
Defeat a Golem.
Mine a Diamond.
Build a Boat.
Build a structure with a Blueprint.
Build the Power Plant.
Catch an Electric Eel.
Activate the Forge.
Build the Elevator.
Build the Factory.
Defeat a Diode Wolf.
Activate the Synthesizer.
Read all the Logs.
Chop down a Purple Tree.
Install a full set of Cyborg gear.
Obtain a full set of dragon equipment.
Fly on a Dragon.
Capture a spirit of every element.
Hatch a Dragon from a Cocoon.
Solve the Bandit problem.
Upgrade your character with 500 or more Skill Points.
Defeat the Wyrm Queen.
Defeat the Old One.
Successfully Confront the Mirrows.
Defeat the Golemech.
Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/20 points)
Get yourself burnt medieval style
Complete the game
Get yourself burnt futuristic style
Medals Earned: 3/16 (75/500 points)
You made 10000 Kills
You made 1000 Kills
You dodged 100 attacks
You restored 10000 health points.
You restored 1000Armor
You dodged 1000 attacks.
You restored 1000 health points.
You restored 2500 Armor
You dodged 2500 attacks
You restored 2500 health points.
You made 50000 Kills
You restored over 5000 armor
You made 100000 Kills
You restored 10000 armor
You restored 25000 health points
You dodged 5000 attacks
Medals Earned: 3/4 (55/65 points)
Create your first band
Get 5 stars of popularity!
Bribe a Twitter Mom.
Finish a game
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
"That's the last time he'll give an interview..."
Medals Earned: 11/30 (65/490 points)
Win the Race.
Get a Kill Combo of 10
Yeah, I didn't spend time and effort on that cutscene or anything.
Get a Kill Combo of 5
Visit SuperFTC.com! It's the site of this game's creator, Daniel Bucci!
Enter the Konami Code during the Race
Get Help. From the Help Menu.
Score 10000 Points in Any Mode
Run for 5000m in Survival
You Get the Picture, Right?
Score 20000 Points in Any Mode
Double the Story Distance in Survival
This One Will Be Fun to Get
Witness the Announcer's side story by bumming around the walls.
Beat the Game on Hard Mode
Score 40000 Points in Any Mode
Good Night and Good Luck
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/500 points)
Collect all items from the apartment
Destroy a city
Pleasure Ruth
Win the interplanetary war
Pleasure Daphne
When he sees it....